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- Needs regular doses of affection!
- Enjoys dried peaches, kisses, and cinnamon bears (no, it
isn't cannibalism)! Also is fond of pumpernickel bagels with cream
cheese, especially with lox!
- Drinks CocaCola.
With proper attention, the ursus theodorus is a loving addition to any
household. It is clean and undemanding, and doesn't repeat anything you
tell it. If you encounter problems with this bear, please report them
to the proper authorities AT ONCE! There has never been a report of
this species attacking anyone, or indeed being anything other than a
charming member of the family. |
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