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Seeking Mr. Right or Mr. RightNow who loves juicy pears!

I know I'm expected to lie, but I don't have the time or the temperament for games or pretensions.

I'm a 38 yo WF, brown hair (a few silver threads), hazel eyes, widowed last year. I don't have any children, but would love to, and think I would be a great mother. I prefer old VWs to new BMWs, don't like sushi, and would rather cuddle than do aerobics. I'm tall, big (juicy pear among seedless grapes), quite intelligent, and very strong willed, so if you are easily intimidated, don't waste your time. I am looking for someone confident enough in himself to take me on, and accept and appreciate me for who I am. I want someone who is completely real. If you are interested and not allergic to cats, drop me a line!

Profile
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Religion: Christian (other than Catholic) ((internal belief))
Body Type: Large (Juicy pear)
Height: 5 ft., 10 in.
Smoking: Don't smoke
Drinking: Drink socially/occasionally
Children: Don't have children
Plans for Children: Want children

Profile of Desired Match:
Height: Between 5 ft. and 8 ft., 7 in.